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Brother in Law · Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:45 pm Post subject: We have a new prime minister...

Gordon Brown goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR boost to his flagging image.

After his talk he offers question time to the kids that are still awake.

One little boy puts up his hand and Gordon asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Stanley?"
"I have 4 questions:

First, why did Great Britain invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you acting like the Prime Minister when you haven't been elected?

Third, whatever happened to your election promises about not increasing taxation?"

Fourth, why are you so worried about the need to apply congestion charges to motorists while you let in hundreds of thousands of immigrants every year who will all want to drive?"

Just then, the bell rings for break. Gordon Brown informs the kiddies that they will continue after break time. When they resume Gordon says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, It's question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand. Gordon points to him and asks him his name.

"Little Johnnie" he responds. "And what is your question, Little Johnnie?"

"Actually Sir, I have 6 questions:

First, why did Great Britain invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you acting like the Prime Minister when you haven't
been elected?

Third, whatever happened to your election promises about not increasing taxation?"

Fourth, why are you so worried about the need to apply congestion charges to motorists while you let in hundreds of thousands of immigrants every year who will all want to drive?

Fifth, why did the break bell go off 20 minutes early?

And sixth, what the heck happened to Stanley?"
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:18 pm Post subject:

LOL...oooooohhh are we going political now...from naughty to politics...wait both does goes hand in hand (read bill clinton)
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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:39 am Post subject:

I refrain from making any comment lest I'll get ticked off by Uncle Pat again!!! LOL!!
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 9:47 am Post subject:

LOL
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Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

very funny Laughing

honest!

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Dharma · Fanatic Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 189 Location: Sibu

Politic plus naughty= Phonauthic. What about Bill Clinton Pam...I didnt know anything( innocent look) Care to share....hee...hee

Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

What about Bill Clinton, Dharma? Don't mess with him u know. Hillary's gonna kick some butts, preferably not yours. Laughing

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Brother in Law · Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:48 pm Post subject:

Too right Pam,, Hilary never goes where the sun don't shine Rolling Eyes

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:52 pm Post subject:

where is it eh ...where sun dont shine ? (look innocent too!) lol
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