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Brother in Law · Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:55 pm Post subject: Super-duper Market

While shopping, I observed a new "Modern Age Grocery Store"

The new Supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh butter fat.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle. Laughing

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 11:16 pm Post subject:

my gosh imagine the pet litter area or the diaper section...

btw this new age grocer will take ages to arive here in Malaysia but the mist thingy is here already but without the thuderstorm...coz we have it naturally..
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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 11:46 am Post subject:

And what sounds do you hear when you approach the section where they sell.....Oops!! Almost forgot! I've been gagged! So can't say what I wanna say! LOL!!!
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:00 pm Post subject:

LOL i know which section you are refferrin LOL
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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:14 pm Post subject:

U're enjoy this, aren't u, Zul??? Ha ha ha ha ha! I can imagine somebody frowning away like old grampa!!! That reminds me, there's a song I'm my own grampa!! Must post lyrics...Ciao!
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Dharma · Fanatic Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 189 Location: Sibu

It would be nice to have one in Sibu...I be a regular at the dairy product section. Maybe I dress up in my yodelling outfit and milk them cows myself...wait...that's not a cow...it's ........( dont dare to reveal. Fear of incoming lawsuit from Arthy boy)

Brother in Law · Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 1:23 pm Post subject:

...., it's goats if you're yodelling.... need a lower milking stool Laughing

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2007 10:53 pm Post subject:

LOL goshhhh this is hillarious!
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Dharma · Fanatic Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 189 Location: Sibu

Paging Zul...paging Zul...please come to the dairy asle...we need someone to immitate a cows here. Our sound effect default...paging Zul...

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:23 pm Post subject:

Paging dharma....paging dharma.............clean up on aisle 6... someone just throw up... he ate some german cookies which nearly expired!
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Dharma · Fanatic Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 189 Location: Sibu

That would be Arthur...called the tow truck better...

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:29 pm Post subject:

LOL!... Arthur he said it ...not me...
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Dharma · Fanatic Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 189 Location: Sibu

To bring in more cookies Arthur...to bring in more cookies...careful with that rattan...hee...hee..

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:36 pm Post subject:

rattan??? what for??
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Dharma · Fanatic Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 189 Location: Sibu

He's going to whack me DUH!...you are like Barney in that Simpson movie...

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:43 pm Post subject:

i am more the flander kind of person....naive and saintly
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Dharma · Fanatic Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 189 Location: Sibu

Flanders? Nooo...I know you fit Mr Burns to the B and Smithers is you loyal companion..Excellent....

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:47 pm Post subject:

haaaa haaaaa............ as long im not the granpa!
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Dharma · Fanatic Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 189 Location: Sibu

Darnit...By the way did you watch the MOVIE? It is a must see. I watch it once, i watch it twice and I watch it trice...and I still watch the simpsons. I might even name my kids Homer or Marge and my dog santa little helper and my granpa - granpa and you I dub thee - Mr Burn from now on...Duh

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:52 pm Post subject:

ewahhh who died and make you the king? nak dub dub orang... btw i went to klcc just now to watch the simpson but the queue was too long so i decided to raid the shops!... phew
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