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ivy · Groupie Joined: 17 Jul 2007 Posts: 322

Two friends were walking though the desert. During some point of the journey, they had an argument; and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt; but without saying anything, wrote in the sand: Today my best friend slapped me in the face. Sad

They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire ! and started drowning , but the friend saved him Smile

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After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote ona stone: "Today my best friend saved my life". The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, " after i hurt you , you wrote in teh sand and now, you write on a stone , why ?"

The friend replied "when someone hurts us we should write it down in sand, where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it."

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them but then an entire life to forget them

Dharma · Fanatic Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 189 Location: Sibu

Ahhh true IVY... now can we be friends? I just carved your name on a large stone..

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 10:25 pm Post subject:

as if..........................ivy never trust a snake! trust a cute cudle lil doll like me LOL
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ivy · Groupie Joined: 17 Jul 2007 Posts: 322

I never like snake but Zul, you face need to be fixed. But still i will carved both your named on a stone. Cool

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:37 am Post subject:

i think i need botox n face lift..........hmmm i need head transplant too
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Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

Whatever u do ivy, don't carve my name on a stone. Shocked

i prefer it on a tree.. with a heart surrounding it. Wink

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~Pam~

Brother in Law · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:57 pm Post subject:

...but whose heart Pam... eh! eh!.... Wink

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:20 pm Post subject:

the carving will be like this..."zul and pam was here...07.07.07"
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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:23 am Post subject:

Aiyo! That Chucky now trying to flirt with Pam. U need major plastic surgery lah! But make sure u don't do to the same one as Michael Jackson!!
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:33 am Post subject:

coincidently i have the same plastic surgeon as Michael's.. now i need to find a new one la!
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Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:34 am Post subject:

I hear the last one was all cut up when you left.... Rolling Eyes

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:36 am Post subject:

all cut up?? let me check............wait all there LOL (gosh im extra naughty today) must be the nasi lemak kicking in!
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Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:38 am Post subject:

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:41 am Post subject:

oh gosh... imagine marie waking up there with a hankering for nasi lemak one day.. guess martin need to learn how to cook it... sooo easy martin
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Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:47 am Post subject:

...cooking... Shocked

Don't do cooking Surprised

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:55 am Post subject:

wait...does this mean you and mag has the same vow?? Never to Cook...imagine that
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Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:57 am Post subject:

... no.... Marie won't let me... scared Shocked

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:58 am Post subject:

ohh i see... marie dont want you to burn the house......
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Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:01 am Post subject:

... no... she wants to live.... food poisoning lah Embarassed

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:02 am Post subject:

LOL.................another good reason not to cook
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