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Brother in Law

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."
Husband: "I was looking for the expiration date."

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Wife: "Do you want dinner?"
Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"
Wife: "Yes and no."

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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"
Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."
Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"
Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

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Son: "Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."
Son: "But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"
Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"

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Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor."
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Cheers,

Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:53 am Post subject:

And after marriage, wives often come up with excuses like "I've got a headache" or "I'm busy". Have you heard about this couple who agreed that in front of the kids they should say that they wanted to "type a letter" and everytime, the hubby sent one of the kids to tell the wife that he wanted to type a letter, the wife always said, "I'm busy!"....??? (TO BE CONTINUED if approved by the Censorshop Board! Ha ha ha ha ha!)
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CIKGU ARTHUR
(Retired)

Brother in Law · Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:58 am Post subject:

It'll probably censor itself so carry on Arthur Laughing

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Cheers,

Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:53 am Post subject:

OK...the webmaster has given the green light! So after sending the kid many times to tell the wife that he wanted to type a letter and the wife's replies were the same, "I'm busy," finally when the wife sent word that she was free and could type a letter, the hubby asked the kid to tell her it was all right cos he had done it already himself...by hand!
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CIKGU ARTHUR
(Retired)

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 11:33 am Post subject:

hmmm im taking notes rite now......
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One of the bujang lapok's (you sure)

Brother in Law · Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 2:41 pm Post subject:

Zul.... careful... don't go there... Laughing

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Cheers,

Martin
Pat's brother-in-law