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Brother in Law · Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:13 pm Post subject: How to make money

Ahmed and Hamid are both beggars at several motorway services.

Ahmed drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a
lot of money to spend .

Hamid only brings in 2 to 3 pounds a day. Hamid asks Ahmed how he
manages to bring home a suitcase full of £10 notes every day.

Ahmed says, "Look at your sign. It says, "I have no work, a wife
and six kids to support."

Britons who see that do not feel as if they have accomplished
anything by giving you money.

You will still have no job and a large family.

Now look at my sign."

So Hamid looks and Ahmed 's sign reads:

"I only need another £10 to move back to Pakistan "
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Pat's brother-in-law

Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

Hey Marty, that's very clever. Beggars in Sibu have to earn their donations (though they're blind) by playing musical instruments.
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~Pam~

Brother in Law · Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:38 pm Post subject:

.. Pam how do they find them? Wink

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Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

ReginaC · Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:19 am Post subject:

Give him 100 pounds more, and he can take 10 of his friends with him. Razz

Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

Marty, sometimes i wonder whether they're completely blind or have a certain degree of sight. But they all look like Ray Charles, none like Stevie Wonder. Cool

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Yours Truly,

~Pam~