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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:35 pm    Post subject: Seniors Reply with quote

Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking.



Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date. I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer."

Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let me tell you , Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"

Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!...! So you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"

Edna: "No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The wonders of a small blue pill. Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pammie Pammie.... Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Naughty Lil Pammie Laughing Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But Mag... I was only wondering how a senior citizen could turn into an animal and do all that stuff. The naughty one should be Pat's brother-in-law who posted the joke. Laughing Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... what Exclamation Sweet, little innocent me Embarassed No way Shocked
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm.... sounds like the Pot's calling the Kettle black.... Shocked hahahaha Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 10:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mag, they're all goners!!! All contaminated!!! Have to wash their brains inside out with Clorox and Dettol!!! Only me, still clean and pure!!!! LOL!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

.... love that little false world you live in Arthur... Laughing Rolling Eyes Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

U, Arthur, clean and pure Question Laughing Laughing Laughing

Who has been sending naughty jokes to Zul a few times a day, during the Ramadan? Shocked Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and yes Pam that is true...............arthur pure konon CHEH...the pure one here is MOI only tauuu
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zul... is that pure like driven snow Surprised
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 2:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Arthur... Clean and Pure? Is that a new anti acne product you're introducing? Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zul, MOI as in YOU? Laughing Laughing Laughing Who's going to fall for that?
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

martin.. i am the pure innocent snow...run over by the SUV wheel of arthur
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

..... now that's a load of (censored) Exclamation
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aiyaaa pam....i am so angelic and innocent........like clean fresh linen (weird....comparison)
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

.... laundermat more like...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ouch... another zing from martin.... dont you feel a bit guilty bullying the young...? we are your generation legacy... you might crush our fragile spirit...and then who will take care of you...hmmm think about it....(sure giving martin nigthmares lol)
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... NO! ..... One of the old crowd... still believe in having to knock the younger generation into shape... make a man of him... etc., etc... Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmm dont they hormones to that know LOL Laughing
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