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ReginaC Groupie
Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 260 Location: of Sarikei/residing in Kuantan
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:38 am Post subject: A bone to pick |
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The following is a letter from a disgruntled Italian guest to an English hotel director:
Dear Signore Directtore,
Now I am tella you story way I was atreated at your hotella.
I am a-comma from Roma as a younga Christian man at your hotella. When I comma to my room, I see there is no sheet on my bed.
I call down to receptione and tella: "I wanna sheet."
They tella me: "You go to toilet."
I say: "No, no, you don't understanda me. I wanta sheet in my bed."
They tella:"You bettr not sheet in your bed, you sonna-wa-beach!"
What is "sonna-wa-beach"? I a-go downe for breakfast in ristorante. I order egg and bacon and two pieces of toast. I getta only one piece of toast. I tella waitress and point at toast: "I wanna piece."
She tella me: "You go to toilet."
I say: "No, no, I wanta piece in my plate!"
She scream: "You bloody wella not piece on the plate. You go to toilet."
Why is your staff always saying "go to toilet?" Is that modern British tella? You know, I am 23 years old and I knowe for myself when I wanta go to toilet.
Then in the evening I a-go downe to ristorante for dinner. Spoon and knife is laid out on the table. But no fork.
I tella waitress: "I wanta fork."
And she tella me: "Sure, everybody wanta fork."
I tella her: "No, no you don't understanda me. I wanta fork on the table."
She tella me: "So you wanta fork on this table, huh? Get your ass out of here!"
How comma this Christian hotella tella the guests in such bad manner?
So I go downe to the receptione and ask for bill. I no wanta stay in this hotel no morro. when I have a-paid the a-billa the porter say to me: "Thank you, and piss on you."
I say: "Piss on you too, you sonna-wa-beach. I now go back to Italy."
Directtore, I never gonna stay in your hotella no-morro, you sonna-wa-beach.
Sincerely,
Luigi Bramano, Roma |
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CASH Groupie
Joined: 14 Sep 2007 Posts: 367 Location: K.L. - CHERAS
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:17 am Post subject: |
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good one.....i cant stop laughing.. _________________ IMAGINATION IS A POWER THAT NO ONE CAN IMAGINE. |
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Pam Extremist
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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Just like Mind Your Language. _________________ Yours Truly,
~Pam~ |
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sweetmag DJ Person
Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:26 am Post subject: |
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Yeah... I agree Pam... _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly |
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Pam Extremist
Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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Gee Mag, I thought u weren't born yet when that show came to tv. Oh... i get it.. u watched the 3rd rerun of the series. _________________ Yours Truly,
~Pam~ |
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TheHubby Junkie
Joined: 29 Jun 2007 Posts: 792 Location: Home Sweet KL
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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I think we both watched the reruns! Cuz if memory serves me right... the colour was way off for 90s TV! Everyone looked so pale and it seemed like they were dehydrated! hahaha _________________ I Love MAG...! |
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