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ReginaC
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 3:38 am    Post subject: A bone to pick Reply with quote

The following is a letter from a disgruntled Italian guest to an English hotel director:

Dear Signore Directtore,

Now I am tella you story way I was atreated at your hotella.

I am a-comma from Roma as a younga Christian man at your hotella. When I comma to my room, I see there is no sheet on my bed.
I call down to receptione and tella: "I wanna sheet."
They tella me: "You go to toilet."
I say: "No, no, you don't understanda me. I wanta sheet in my bed."
They tella:"You bettr not sheet in your bed, you sonna-wa-beach!"

What is "sonna-wa-beach"? I a-go downe for breakfast in ristorante. I order egg and bacon and two pieces of toast. I getta only one piece of toast. I tella waitress and point at toast: "I wanna piece."
She tella me: "You go to toilet."
I say: "No, no, I wanta piece in my plate!"
She scream: "You bloody wella not piece on the plate. You go to toilet."
Why is your staff always saying "go to toilet?" Is that modern British tella? You know, I am 23 years old and I knowe for myself when I wanta go to toilet.

Then in the evening I a-go downe to ristorante for dinner. Spoon and knife is laid out on the table. But no fork.
I tella waitress: "I wanta fork."
And she tella me: "Sure, everybody wanta fork."
I tella her: "No, no you don't understanda me. I wanta fork on the table."
She tella me: "So you wanta fork on this table, huh? Get your ass out of here!"
How comma this Christian hotella tella the guests in such bad manner?

So I go downe to the receptione and ask for bill. I no wanta stay in this hotel no morro. when I have a-paid the a-billa the porter say to me: "Thank you, and piss on you."
I say: "Piss on you too, you sonna-wa-beach. I now go back to Italy."

Directtore, I never gonna stay in your hotella no-morro, you sonna-wa-beach.

Sincerely,
Luigi Bramano, Roma
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

good one.....i cant stop laughing.. Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just like Mind Your Language.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah... I agree Pam... Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gee Mag, I thought u weren't born yet when that show came to tv. Oh... i get it.. u watched the 3rd rerun of the series. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think we both watched the reruns! Cuz if memory serves me right... the colour was way off for 90s TV! Everyone looked so pale and it seemed like they were dehydrated! hahaha Razz
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