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ivy · Groupie Joined: 17 Jul 2007 Posts: 322

1. The female always makes THE RULES

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES

5. The Female is never wrong

6. Of it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding

8. The Female can change her mind at any given time.

9. The Male must enver change his mind without the express, written consent of the Female

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at anytime.

11. The Male must remain calm at all time, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

15.If the Male doesnt abide by THE RULES, it is because he cant take the heat, lacks ackbone, and is a wimp

16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim

17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm

18. If the Male , at any time , believes he is right, he must refer to Rule # 5.

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:19 pm Post subject:

sheeeeshhhhh...harshh
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Brother in Law · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:37 pm Post subject:

.... now look what's happened... sheesshhh Exclamation

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sweetmag · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:44 pm Post subject:

Man! It's a tough world out there for you dudes huh? Rolling Eyes

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Brother in Law · Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:56 pm Post subject:

..can'r even open a men only forum... women would just lie to get in Rolling Eyes

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ReginaC · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:36 am Post subject:

....feminist demand for gender equality was a step back.... Rolling Eyes

....LONG LIVE INEQUALITY Exclamation

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 8:48 am Post subject:

wahhh reginaC....am i reading rite?
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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:04 pm Post subject:

Even Moses only had 10 commandments...or according to Monty Phyton, he had 15...but he dropped a tablet and broke it!!! LOL!!!
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sweetmag · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 2:29 pm Post subject:

to a certain extent I would agree with you reginaC! Why? A whole lotta reasons! Wink

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:07 pm Post subject:

mag too?? i guess next they dont want to vote also hehehe
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sweetmag · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:34 pm Post subject:

I said to a certain extent Zul... Rolling Eyes

It's good to have equal rights! Laughing

I'm all for it! but get very annoyed when some women who after fighting for equal rights, expect to be treated like princesss? Shocked

what's that all about? if you wanted to be treated equal, start paying for yourself, do everything yourself! why wait for a man? Right? Catch my drift? Mad

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:40 pm Post subject:

my teacher once said:

If the girl want equal right they must be punish equally.. if the boys get the rotan and the butt so will the girls... so...

i agree with mag although my example is not that right LOL
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sweetmag · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:41 pm Post subject:

just to add... I don't think its a step back if you are independent! Wink

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Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:58 pm Post subject:

... equality... what a misused word... we have equal rghts for everybody here in the UK now we have problems becuase it actual represses the others so all it does is reverse not equalise Exclamation

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:03 pm Post subject:

Selective freedom... that i agree...

if anyone can do whatever they want... Paris Hilton will be the next US prez!
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Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

Gosh.. all this talk of equal rights is making me dizzy. Can we get back to talking nonsense? Wink

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:53 pm Post subject:

sheesh pam..LOL... just as i want to flex my brain you drag us to the nonsenseness again
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ReginaC · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:23 am Post subject:

Zul, you forgot....some animals are more equal than others....just to be equal is not enough... Exclamation

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...Chinaman must rue the day when their womanfolk no longer have their feet bind up.... Laughing

ReginaC · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:44 am Post subject:

Mag, I totally agree with you....likewise I too have no time for the so-called tai tai's.....I believe in self reliance..can and will perform any task as expected of the man around the house, and more.... Wink

CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:38 am Post subject:

These women...! Want equality!!! Then they want men to pay for dinner, open doors for them and they go round singing, "Treat me like a lady...!!!" Wei, women!!! Make up your mind!!! (Incidentally, isn't that typical of women??? Can't make up their minds!!! LOL!)
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