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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:44 pm    Post subject: Father to Son Reply with quote

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

poor boy... kids nowadays.. they learn a lot faster than what us in those days...
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 12:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of Sister Mary...Agnes and her primary school class, but of course, I'm not telling!!! Otherwise, Sister Mary Anne will send me to detention again!!! LOL!
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 1:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...come on Arthur, it hasn't stopped you before... Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tsk tsk tsk... Arthur Arthur... Rolling Eyes Laughing but its true though children these days know a lot more about the birds and the bees than we did back then! And I was born in the 80's ok! Can only imagine what it was like for you! Cool Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey i am still didnt know what the bird and the bees all about... care to explain LOL.. i want pictures
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... I've got insect spray and a shotgun here... so this is how it goes Zul... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

so there is where the gun barrel goes daddy LOL
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

..you got it son Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

but daddy... what do we do with the insecticide?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 4:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... feeling thirsty are you son Question Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You asked for it, Zul. Laughing Thanks Martin for the stress relief laugh. Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

... I need stress releief at present...bad day... soon to get worse.. keep going folks.. make my day please Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 23, 2007 9:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i was having a very bad few days but thank to all here .. thank god i am still breathing.. laughter is the best medicine!
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing That was brilliant...we really need that....make up for what is lacking on our telly...

This is like watching the Best of the British.... Wink Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why would the platypus want to know about the birds and bees??? Mag ignorant in the 80's??? (Must be her strict Catholic upbringing...like Madonna!!! The singer, I mean!!!) In the 50s, we didn't watch DISCOVERY;we WERE Discovery!!!! LOL! (Wink! Wink!)
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

look where is madonna know... cone bra and all LOL
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 1:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

.... actually looks like your avatar was partially created using a cone bra... Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

So Martin, your 3 cup bra were used to the max huh? Wink And Arthur you were discovery? Shocked Wink INTERESTING! Cool Laughing Laughing Laughing
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