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PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:27 pm    Post subject: Irish Joke Reply with quote

Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A blonde walks by and asked what they were doing.

Paddy: 'We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ladder.'

The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches. She then walked off.

Mick said: 'Now, to be sure, isn't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives us the length.'
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