Mag and Pat's On-line Show Mag & Pat's On-line Show Forum - Enjoy    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Unfaithful....          Mag and Pat's On-line Show Forum Index -> Funny Ha Ha View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message Brother in Law Site Admin Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:38 pm    Post subject: Unfaithful.... Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine." Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief. "No, I'm serious. The other day I came home & found a Jockey under my bed!! _________________ Cheers, Martin Pat's brother-in-law Back to top Pam Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu Posted: Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:37 pm    Post subject: Paddy has had a beer too many. _________________ Yours Truly, ~Pam~ Back to top Brother in Law Site Admin Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:00 am    Post subject: ...forgot to add Paddy is Irish.... _________________ Cheers, Martin Pat's brother-in-law Back to top CASH Groupie Joined: 14 Sep 2007 Posts: 367 Location: K.L. - CHERAS Posted: Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:36 pm    Post subject: that is what B E E R does.....Before,Enjoy.Ending,Regret _________________ IMAGINATION IS A POWER THAT NO ONE CAN IMAGINE. Back to top CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia Posted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 10:46 am    Post subject: Speaking from experience, Cash??? _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR (Retired) Back to top CASH Groupie Joined: 14 Sep 2007 Posts: 367 Location: K.L. - CHERAS Posted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:26 pm    Post subject: aaa..what....ta tau apa u cakap(i dont know what u saying)..... _________________ IMAGINATION IS A POWER THAT NO ONE CAN IMAGINE. Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Mag and Pat's On-line Show Forum Index -> Funny Ha Ha All times are GMT + 8 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum General----------------About this site Newbies----------------NewcomersHey it's me! magandpat.com Podcast----------------DedicationsEpisode DiscussionsComments & Suggestions The Fans----------------GossipIt's meOut and aboutAmusing PastimesThe WeatherThe Fans Tipperty TipsFunny Ha Ha The DJs----------------MAGPATOn the roadMag and Pat's WebsiteZul's Ramblings Music----------------LyricsFun SongsArtistsTracks I like I like food----------------RecipesEating places Malaysia----------------My Malaysia50 Years of MalaysiaJob Ads  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group. Hosted by phpBB.BizHat.com