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PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2007 6:15 pm    Post subject: Tunnel of Love Reply with quote

Two Indians and an Irishman were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo!Woooooo!

He the tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about.

'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful Squaw In there waiting for us.'

Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo! From deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then saw a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this Cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some real big, fine women in this cave!'

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might.??
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'

Like the others, he then heard a really loud answering call, 'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!' With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read.....






NAKED IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 3:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why la that fellow so stupit....... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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