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Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:49 pm Post subject: The King's New Clothes

The King's New Clothes

by Danny Kaye

This is the story of the King's new clothes:
Now there was once a king who was absolutely insane about new clothes and one day, two swindlers came to sell him what they said was a magic suit of clothes. Now, they held up this particular garment and they said, "Your Majesty, this is a magic suit." Well, the truth of the matter is, there was no suit there at all. But the swindlers were very smart, and they said, "Your Majesty, to a wise man this is a beautiful raiment but to a fool it is absolutely invisible." Naturally, the King not wanting to appear a fool, said,

"Isn't it grand! Isn't it fine! Look at the cut, the style, the line!
The suit of clothes is all together
But all together it's all together
The most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever seen.
These eyes of mine at once determined
The sleeves are velvet, the cape is ermine
The hose are blue and the doublet is a lovely shade of green.
Somebody send for the Queen."

Well they sent for the Queen and they quickly explained to her about the magic suit of clothes. And naturally, the Queen not wanting to appear a fool, said,

"Well, isn't it oh! Isn't it rich! Look at the charm of every stitch!
The suit of clothes is all together
But all together it's all together
The most remarkable suit of clothes that I have ever seen.
These eyes of mine at once determined
The sleeves are velvet, the cape is ermine
The hose are blue and the doublet is a lovely shade of green.
Summon the court to convene."

Well the court convened, and you never saw in your life as many people as were at that court. All the ambassadors, the dukes, the earls, the counts, it was just black with people, and they were all told about the magic suit of clothes. And after they were told they naturally didn't want to appear fools and they said,

"Isn't it ohhh! Isn't it ahhh! Isn't it absolutely wheee(whistle sound)!
The suit of clothes is all together
But all together it's all together
The most remarkable suit of clothes a tailor ever made.
Now quickly, put it all together
With gloves of leather and hat and feather
It's all together the thing to wear in Saturday's parade.
Leading the royal brigade."

Now Saturday came and the streets were just lined with thousands, and thousands, and thousands of people, and they all were cheering as the artillery came by, the infantry marched by, the cavalry galloped by. And everybody was cheering like mad, except one little boy. You see, he hadn't heard about the magic suit and didn't know what he was supposed to see. Well, as the King came by the little boy looked and, horrified, said,

"Look at the King! Look at the the King! Look at the King, the King, the King!
The King is in the all together
But all together the all together
He's all together as naked as the day that he was born.
The King is in the all together
But all together the all together
It's all together the very least the King has ever worn."

All the courts positioned to call an intermission
His majesty is wide open to ridicule and scorn

The King is in the all together
But all together the all together
He's all together as naked as the day that he was born.
And it's all together too chilly a morn!
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Cheers,

Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:12 pm Post subject:

Now...just where did I put Roald Dahl's version of that? It was in his book "Revolting Rhymes" or "Rhyme Stew"!!! I have both books!!! Very funny!!! (And very expensive in Malaysia considering that they're such thin books!)
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CIKGU ARTHUR
(Retired)

Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:18 pm Post subject:

I have noticed that in most bookshops I have been in in Malaysia there is actually very little choice. I know there are a wide range of languages and tastes to be covered but still it would be nice to have more available.. or am I talking through Zul's exhaust... Laughing

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Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:25 pm Post subject:

Zul's exhaust??? What?...One is already one too many, and u want more available??? Bartender!!! Enough beer for this guy!!! He's stoned drunk!!!!
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Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:31 pm Post subject:

... hadn't thought about the fallout.. yikes Rolling Eyes

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Martin
Pat's brother-in-law