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A TYPICAL SCENE DURING X'MAS SHOPPING

 
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PostPosted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:04 pm    Post subject: A TYPICAL SCENE DURING X'MAS SHOPPING Reply with quote

Rolf Harris' Never smile at a crocodile has been played a couple of times on the show. Another funny one by him is of course "Jake the Peg" and this one...

I've Lost My Mummy - Rolf Harris

Just like the inside of any big shop,
people were everywhere,
Suddenly business was brought to a stop
when a terrible yell hit the air...

[chorus]
I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've lost my mummy.
[deep, indrawn sob]
I've lost my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've lost my mummy!
ub, ub hup ub hup hup ub hup hup ub.

People all gathered to look at the lad,
patted him on the head.
[Woman] Where was your mummy, when you saw her last?
Turning to her the boy said...

[repeat chorus]

Down came the manager to fix up the mess,
took the small boy aside,
[Manager] Come on now lad, let's have your name and address,
With a lungful of air he replied...

[repeat chorus]

Well just then his mother appeared on the spot,
gave him a hefty whack [sound of smack]
[Mother] That oughta teach you to go and get lost!
and the little boy's voice floated back...

I've FOUND my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've found my mummy.
[deep, indrawn sob]
I've found my mummy, a-ha-ha-haaaa,
I've found my mummy!
No mummy, I don't wanna go, no mummy I don't wanna, no mummy!
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

... loved this one as a kid.... Laughing
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