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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:03 pm    Post subject: How much time... Reply with quote

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth!

Since she had so much more time to live,she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied: "I didn't recognize you."
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

moral of the story... what good does plastic surgery do for you? Confused Razz Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL thats funny
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now there, does that speak to you Zul? Razz
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

everything speaks to him Pam... in his own way! Twisted Evil Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 8:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

pam...its SCREAM at me lol...but there is time when i did have that urge to.... well...never mindddddd lol
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 1:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

urge or surge? Laughing Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How are the voices Zul Question Laughing Wink Rolling Eyes
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