Mag and Pat's On-line Show

ivy · Groupie Joined: 17 Jul 2007 Posts: 322

Question: " What would you like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea , Chocolate, Milo or Coffee ?"
Answer : " tea please. "
Q: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea , Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
A: " Ceylon tea"
Q: " How would you like it? Black or white ?"
A: " white "
Q: " Milk, whitener or condensed milk ?"
A: " With milk. "
Q: " Goat milk , camel milk or cow milk ?"
A: " With cow milk please "
Q: " Milk from freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow? "
A: " Um, I'll take it black."
Q: " Would you like it sweetener, sugar or honey ?"
A: " With sugar. "
Q: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
A: " Cane sugar."
Q: " White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
A: " Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead ."
Q: " Mineral water or still water ?"
A: " Mineral water."
Q: " Flavored or non flovered ?"
A: " I'll rather die of thirst. !!!!!!!!! " Laughing

mar · Fanatic Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Posts: 233 Location: Brunei

hahaha...this reminds me of what happened to a friend of mine, and this is no 5-star hotel...just ur normal coffee shop...

Waiter: Mau minum apa? (What would you like to drink?)
My friend: Soya. (Soya Bean Milk.)
Waiter: Fresh atau Tin? (Fresh or Canned?)
My friend: Fresh.
Waiter: Fresh sudah habis. (We're out of fresh soya.)
My friend: Tin lah. (Canned then.)
Waiter: Tin pun sudah habis. (We're out of that too.)
My friend: Evil or Very Mad

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