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ivy
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 Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 1:56 pm Post subject: Nine words women use.................... |
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1. FINE : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up 
2. FIVE MINUTES : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 
3. NOTHING : This is the calm before the storm. This means something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 
4. GO AHEAD : This is a dare, not premission. Dont do it
5. LOUD SIGN : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement aften misunderstood by men. A loud sign means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. ( Refer back to #3 )
6. THAT's OK : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 
7. THANKS : A woman is thanking of you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. 
8. WHATEVER : is a woman's way of saying F******K YOU 
9. DONT WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT : Another dangerous statement , meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking " What's wrong ?" For the woman's responce refer to #3. Then you RUN |
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mar
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| Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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I've read this before... 
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zulPutrajaya
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| Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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lol.... that is very useful to me
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| Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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.... more words than you are used to Zull... hope you learnt something 
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zulPutrajaya
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| Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 8:43 am Post subject: |
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i have heard a couple of the words used before....hmmmm
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