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Brother in Law · Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 4:18 pm Post subject: The Boss

The Colonoscopy

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

'I should be in charge,' said the brain, 'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood, 'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away .'

'I should be in charge,' said the stomach, 'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

'I should be in charge,' said the legs, 'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes, 'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

'I should be in charge,' said the rectum, 'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

The Moral of the story?

The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 8:40 am Post subject:

lol THAT is funny..... one question.... who is in charge here?...RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN lol
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Brother in Law · Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 1:04 pm Post subject:

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jonhanna · Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 3:09 pm Post subject:

Nice one.. Laughing

sweetmag · Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 1:58 am Post subject:

dats a fantastic one! cant stop laughing my head off!

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TheHubby · Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 3:55 am Post subject:

hahhahahahahahaahahahahahahha Laughing

That's hilarious! hmmmm... would have loved to send that to my EX-BOSS... would have lah... but since she's no longer my BOSS why keep in touch with an A$$*ole-eth! hahaha Razz

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zeezulu · Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 7:09 pm Post subject:

Are you saying that assholes rule, Martin???? Ok, that explains alota things. Hmm...... Good one tho!

ReginaC · Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 1:39 pm Post subject:

....hmmm....so what does that say about us ???....hehehe Laughing

sweetmag · Posted: Mon May 26, 2008 2:26 pm Post subject:

we're the other body parts that assist the you know who lah Twisted Evil

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TheHubby · Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:31 pm Post subject:

I believe it's more like we are the OTHER USELESS (to them lah) body parts that need to 'satay'/'butter'/'kipas'/'fan' (take your pick of favourite kiss up phrases) to stay alive! hahaha Razz

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anon · Fan Joined: 22 Feb 2008 Posts: 23

okay here
okay there
okay everywhere

ok ? ok. k.

k.

Laughing

TheHubby · Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:18 pm Post subject:

Well one thing I'm proud to say... most of the boys and girls in TRAXX are finally not 'kipas-ing' the idiot boss' A$*... with the exception of a few!

To find out who... just look and see which announcer has 5 on air shifts at the same time each day from monday to friday!
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