Mag and Pat's On-line Show Mag & Pat's On-line Show Forum - Enjoy    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  A Horse Named Jenny          Mag and Pat's On-line Show Forum Index -> Funny Ha Ha View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message TheHubby Junkie Joined: 29 Jun 2007 Posts: 792 Location: Home Sweet KL Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:51 am    Post subject: A Horse Named Jenny A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a-frying-pan...!!! "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied:... "That was for the piece of paper with the name *"Jenny"* on it that.... I found in your pants pocket". The man then said "When I was at the races last week *"Jenny was the * *name of the horse I betted on!!!" * The wife apologized and went on with the housework. Three days later the man is watching TV when *his wife bashes him on * *the head with an even bigger frying pan *, knocking him unconscious. Upon regaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again...???. Wife replied: ....*"Your horse phoned..me.!!!"* _________________ I Love MAG...! Back to top sweetmag DJ Person Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 1:51 pm    Post subject: how do expect to believe a man? _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly Back to top TheHubby Junkie Joined: 29 Jun 2007 Posts: 792 Location: Home Sweet KL Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:08 pm    Post subject: why can't you women just believe that his horse is like "Mr. Ed" and can talk! Maybe the horse has a mobile phone???? Geeezzzz....! - hahaha :p _________________ I Love MAG...! Back to top sweetmag DJ Person Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:25 pm    Post subject: and Mr. Ed would sound like a woman is it? _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly Back to top TheHubby Junkie Joined: 29 Jun 2007 Posts: 792 Location: Home Sweet KL Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 11:31 pm    Post subject: aiiiiiyyyyyoooooohhhhhhh.... if Jenny the horse sounded like Mr. Ed... I doubt this joke would exist right??????? hahahahaha women-can't live with them, can't live without them! hahahahaha _________________ I Love MAG...! Back to top Brother in Law Site Admin Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:34 am    Post subject: ...what? ... horses? _________________ Cheers, Martin Pat's brother-in-law Back to top sweetmag DJ Person Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 3:01 pm    Post subject: enough sleep lately Marty? _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Mag and Pat's On-line Show Forum Index -> Funny Ha Ha All times are GMT + 8 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum General----------------About this site Newbies----------------NewcomersHey it's me! magandpat.com Podcast----------------DedicationsEpisode DiscussionsComments & Suggestions The Fans----------------GossipIt's meOut and aboutAmusing PastimesThe WeatherThe Fans Tipperty TipsFunny Ha Ha The DJs----------------MAGPATOn the roadMag and Pat's WebsiteZul's Ramblings Music----------------LyricsFun SongsArtistsTracks I like I like food----------------RecipesEating places Malaysia----------------My Malaysia50 Years of MalaysiaJob Ads  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group. Hosted by phpBB.BizHat.com