Mag and Pat's On-line Show

Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (LADIES…)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Source: Unknown Razz

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Yours Truly,

~Pam~

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:12 am Post subject:

LOL aiyooooo

btw adding some disturbing fact

homosexuality exist in dolphin world.... interesting eh..

and

I prefer to be the lion then...ehem pig.... pam lol... frequency people FREQUENCY... like i know anything about that since... i am single...... and V.... mmm never mind LOL
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Brother in Law · Posted: Wed Aug 20, 2008 1:58 pm Post subject:

... hey look at your avatar... you are not a gerbil anymore... Rolling Eyes

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Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

To the one and only...

the most beloved brother-in-law of all times...

the indisputable indestructible champion of right-to-voice-your-grouses Razz

...

MARTIN EDWARDS aka Marty the hearty Razz

Let's sing it together guys...

For he's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
For he's a jolly good fellow,
That nobody can denyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy....

Happy Birthday, Marty and many more happy returns of the day. Very Happy

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Yours Truly,

~Pam~

Brother in Law · Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:37 pm Post subject:

hed Madam... thank you.. Embarassed

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Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 3:28 pm Post subject:

hip hip hurraaahhhhh (ohh my hip!)

nice cake pam.... there goes my diet and marty sugar level LOL
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areen18 · Groupie Joined: 21 Sep 2007 Posts: 268 Location: KL

HAPPY BDAY MARTY... Hope you have a funbloodytastic one there...
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when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade then finds someone whose life has given them tequila and have a party|| Do wat makes you happy, b wit who makes u smile, laugh as much as u breathe & love as long as u live

mar · Fanatic Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Posts: 233 Location: Brunei

Oooooo...so TODAY's the day...Hepi Bday Marty! God bless ya... Smile

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Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

So Marty, how did Marie surprise you on your birthday?

Ah Zul, forget about the diet. Let your hair down and partaaaaaay. Hick! Shocked

It's juz the hiccups I hv now. Hick! Embarassed

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~Pam~

Brother in Law · Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:12 am Post subject:

...surprise was last night.... arrived at the pub as usual to find a full buffet and all my mates... great to have your mates around you on you birthday.. thanks all...
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Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:35 am Post subject:

awwwww marty... isnt that just wonderful..celebrating your bday with all the mates..... (well if its "the playmates" it will MUCH more interesting) lol... but surrounded by love one is the biggest gift of all!
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Brother in Law · Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:52 pm Post subject:

guys were there for the free beer.... Rolling Eyes

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Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

sweetmag · Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:05 am Post subject:

Happy Belated B'day Marty!!! Hope you had a really good one... what with the buffet spread and the buddies with beer Twisted Evil

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Happy, Healthy & Bubbly Smile

Brother in Law · Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 2:07 am Post subject:

Thanks Mag...
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Martin
Pat's brother-in-law