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Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had the following
exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI (Driving Under the Influence).

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who's car is this?

Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

The trunk was opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.

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Brother in Law · Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 10:02 pm Post subject:

....like it... a lot Exclamation

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:50 am Post subject:

hmmmm could do that to my boss too lol
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Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

My dad got a ticket once for speeding. Razz

I never got a ticket and looks like I won't be getting any in the near future coz the darn car is in the garage. What's wrong with it? Even the mechanics are baffled.

Imagine this, the car started with 1 kick as usual, drove it 15 mins to my destination crossing a bridge and a few bumps and parked safely. A couple of hrs later, it wouldn't start anymore. Battery still strong, oil just changed barely a mth ago.

I vowed to myself when they get it fixed, the first thing i'll do is to sell it off... have 2 more instalments to go but sorry baby, got to let u go.

So guys, any suggestion what car to get next? No more national car pls. Something a teacher can afford Rolling Eyes

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Brother in Law · Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:51 pm Post subject:

....I don't know what is avaable and what is not so I can't comment.. although I could but you wouldn't like me anymore after taht so I won't... Rolling Eyes

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sweetmag · Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:11 am Post subject:

how about the grand livina? its an affordable mpv... if you're looking for one? its the cheapest in the market currently... for an mpv at least... otherwise I would have suggested the new proton saga but you said no more national cars... so yeah... a little stumped there Twisted Evil

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Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

Brother in Law · Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:19 pm Post subject:

... I think I'll leave it there Pam.... we'll avoid the internal measurement of the car... and not because of any weight thinngy either... if you know what I mean.. Rolling Eyes

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Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

ok.. i get the drift Razz

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sweetmag · Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:07 am Post subject:

hmmm... for some reason, the smaller cars these days are priced at such where you can also get a sedan... like the myvi... there are just too many of them everywhere... Wink

we call it the attack of the myvi's Twisted Evil

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Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:11 am Post subject:

... I read that as Mivvi which is an ice cream over here... suddenly had a strange image of being attacked by Pineapple Mivvis.... gulp Laughing

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sweetmag · Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 12:20 am Post subject:

hahahaha

you must be really hungry dude! Twisted Evil

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Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

Yup, myvi is everywhere here as well. Reliable, cheap and not too small. Hmm.. maybe i'll get one if the current one can't be fixed. No use spending a fortune on a car coz it'll just depreciate and depreciate.. unless u're a millionaire Razz

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sweetmag · Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:11 am Post subject:

yup yup!

that is so true! Wink

a car will always be a liability... we learnt that too Rolling Eyes

if you're settling for a myvi, I just have one question though... isnt that a local car too? Rolling Eyes

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areen18 · Groupie Joined: 21 Sep 2007 Posts: 268 Location: KL

Hey there... i have a MYVI... i like it because it uses Toyota's engine and fuel saving too.. not too mention the body is good and spacious enough..

i love my Bang ferrari.. heheeh
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Brother in Law · Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:30 pm Post subject:

...how about a Myvi with a sign in the back saying 'My other cars is a Perdua'... Rolling Eyes

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Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

Areen's right. It's actually a Toyota Passo. But then Kenari is a Daihatsu which is also manufactured by Toyota. Darn! I still don't know what's wrong with the car which is still hanging in the workshop. Will visit my poor baby tomorrow Sad

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sweetmag · Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:59 am Post subject:

just curious... is your car an iswara? about 5 yrs old Pam? Rolling Eyes

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Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

No Mag, it's a red Kenari Aerosport EZ, coming to 5 yrs in 2 mths. Just came back from the workshop, the whole engine will have to be overhauled after raya holidays. That's gonna burn a hole in my pocket. So farewell to end-of-the-yr holiday Crying or Very sad

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sweetmag · Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:29 am Post subject:

wow! really huh? that's bad... Rolling Eyes

but you'll feel really sad when you sell it though... as much as it costs you a bomb to maintain Confused

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