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Brother in Law
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 Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:29 pm Post subject: At peace with God |
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An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results.
The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'
George replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When I'm done, poof! the light goes off.'
'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife.
'Ethel,' he says, 'George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, poof! the light goes off?'
'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's peeing in the fridge again!
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Pam
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| Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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Aww.. man! But it was hilarious 
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sweetmag
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| Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:27 am Post subject: |
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eeewwww....   
but its cute...  get your eyesight checked b4 its too late Marty 
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Brother in Law
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| Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:17 am Post subject: |
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The washing machine has different repercussions, I hear you can get into a right old spin
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sweetmag
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zulPutrajaya
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| Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 1:18 pm Post subject: |
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LOL aiyoooooooooo thats FUNNY!!!
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