|Brother in Law
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
|Posted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:06 pm Post subject: The Pearly Gates
|40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their white Transit vans and caravans.
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40
travellers here. Can I let them in?'
God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys . Go out and tell them to choose
between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen
Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've
gone', he tells God.
'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
'No, the f***ing gates'.