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Brother in Law Site Admin

Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:22 pm Post subject: The love story of Ralph and Edna. |
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The love story of Ralph and Edna.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'
Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'
Happy Mental Health Day! _________________ Cheers,
Martin
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TheHubby Junkie

Joined: 29 Jun 2007 Posts: 792 Location: Home Sweet KL
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Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:22 pm Post subject: |
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aiyoh! Poor Ralph... hahhahhahahahaha
See lah all these women... can't help but to always hang their men to dry! hahahahahahahaa  _________________ I Love MAG...!  |
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zeezulu Fan Club Zealot

Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 447 Location: Taman Tun Dr. Ismail, KL
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:03 am Post subject: |
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good one!
But if you really think about it, Edna was actually thinking with her heart... first she jumped in to save poor Ralphie, which was really a selfless act, and then again she thought with her heart... she hung him out to dry coz she didn't want him catching a cold  |
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Brother in Law Site Admin

Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:43 am Post subject: |
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..don't you just hate the phsycologist...  _________________ Cheers,
Martin
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TheHubby Junkie

Joined: 29 Jun 2007 Posts: 792 Location: Home Sweet KL
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Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:48 am Post subject: |
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Yeah... it feels like they're always 'shrinking' my brain! hahahahahaha  _________________ I Love MAG...!  |
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