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zeezulu

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! Shocked

What was that?!' Confused

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Rolling Eyes

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis Rolling Eyes

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Cool

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' Shocked

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' Rolling Eyes

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Twisted Evil

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm smarter than her Wink

CASH · Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:02 am Post subject:

Zee...from where you got this..... I need to hug the person who wrote this.
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zeezulu · Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:07 am Post subject:

Yeah, you would, wouldn't you Rolling Eyes

...cheapskate! Laughing

CASH · Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:20 am Post subject:

I dont know how, but i got the feeling this was coming..... Twisted Evil

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zeezulu · Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:38 am Post subject:

guess you know me quite well, huh Cash? Razz

CASH · Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:49 am Post subject:

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TheHubby · Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:02 am Post subject:

You know what I just realized... how close both Cash and Zee's number of posts are...

Cash has like 367 posts and
Zee has like 366 posts!

hmmmmm... what a coinkidink! Razz

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sweetmag · Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:48 pm Post subject:

surprisingly my hubby doesnt have a respond to that story... weird Rolling Eyes

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zeezulu · Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:46 pm Post subject:

Yeah, weird Surprised

TheHubby · Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:08 am Post subject:

I would respond but like CASH... I wanna hug the guy that wrote it too! hahahahahahahahaha Razz

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sweetmag · Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:16 pm Post subject:

hello? what are you saying? Evil or Very Mad

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TheHubby · Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:01 am Post subject:

I'm saying the GUY has a point... it's so true... maybe not with you Sweets but from what I've seen with my mates... it's definitely true!!! Smile

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sweetmag · Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:49 pm Post subject:

really now?
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