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Brother in Law · Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 4:56 pm Post subject: Lena and Ole

Lena is pregnant with Ole's child.

Late one night, Lena vakes Ole and says, 'I tink it's time!'

So Ole fired up the Yohn Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Ole and said, 'A son! Ain't dat Great!' Well, Ole got excited by dis, but yust den the doctor spoke up and said,

'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!' The doctor den held up a little girl. He said, 'Hey, Ole! You got you a daughter!' She's a pretty little ting, too.'

Ole got kind of puzzled by this, an then the doctor said, 'Holey Moley, Ole we still ain't done yet!' The doctor then delivered another boy and said, Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!'

Ole was flabbergasted by this news!

A couple days later, Ole brought Lena and their three children home in the self-propelled combine. He was real serious and he asked Lena , 'How come we got tree on the first try?'

Lena said, 'You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?'

Ole said, 'Yeah, I do. Uffda! It's a dam good ting I didn't get the WD-40!!.
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zeezulu · Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:11 am Post subject:

Yup, dam good thing he didn't. Coz if not... Lena would be popping out babies like a rabbit! Shocked

sweetmag · Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:34 am Post subject:

hahahaha

WD-40? hahahaha Twisted Evil

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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:22 pm Post subject:

Stay away from 100 PLUS, Mag!!! Hahahahaha!!!!
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zeezulu · Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:29 pm Post subject:

So I guess 7Up is not that bad, eh? Razz

Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:16 pm Post subject:

..Snow White didn't complain Exclamation

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zeezulu · Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:34 pm Post subject:

Yeah, and that's only coz she got 1 inch 7 times instead of... nevermind Rolling Eyes

sweetmag · Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 9:55 pm Post subject:

zee zee... why oh why... ahahaahahahah Laughing

and Arthur, thank goodness I dont drink 100 plus Wink

but does anyone have a recipe for a twin boy and girl? I've always wanted to have a pair of twins, a girl and a boy... my previous previous, previous, previous boss had a pair of boy and girl twins... Wink

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Brother in Law · Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:24 am Post subject:

...you can go for ready made but then you stand a chnace of being arrested for kidnapping!!!! Rolling Eyes

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sweetmag · Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:03 am Post subject:

funny Marty Very Happy

anyone with twin boy and girl out there? Smile

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