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Brother in Law · Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:00 pm Post subject: The Dead Hand

Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Conner looks around and asks, 'Well, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?'

They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.'

Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers and asks what he wants.

Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost $500 playing poker and has sent me here to ask you to send him over the rent money so he can come home.

'Tell him to drop dead!' says Murphy's wife.

'Dear lady, I'll go do just that!' says Gallagher.
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zeezulu · Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:41 am Post subject:

Nice one, Marty!

sweetmag · Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:34 am Post subject:

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Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

Poor woman! Imagine the shock of her life when she finally knew. Confused

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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:52 pm Post subject:

LOL!!!...When I saw the title, I was wondering which hand of Marty's is dead...or shouldn't that be a leg? Hahahahaha!!!
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sweetmag · Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:12 pm Post subject:

you ah Arthur... got nothing else to think of huh? Rolling Eyes

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Brother in Law · Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:49 pm Post subject:

...wouldn't be so bad but he is almost right Rolling Eyes

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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 12:51 pm Post subject:

Hahahahaha!!! Dunno why I get to be like this sometimes! It gets really bad this time of year - Lent! Must be the devil at work - and talking of the devil, where's Zul?
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Brother in Law · Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 8:25 pm Post subject:

Zul was sunning himself on a beach somewhere either Pangkor or Langkawi I think.... probably been taken by a great white.... great white what we aren't quite sure Exclamation

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sweetmag · Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:21 am Post subject:

only during LENT Arthur? Confused

I thought you were born with it! hahahaha Twisted Evil

as for zul... wow! sunning himself in Pangkor... not bad... Wink

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