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Brother in Law Site Admin

Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:19 pm Post subject: Satan |
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A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church.
Everyone started screaming and running for the front
entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon the church was empty except for one elderly
gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
Satan walked up to the man & said: 'Do you know who I am?'
The man replied: 'Yep, sure do.'
'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.
'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.
'Don't doubt it for a minute.' replied the old man in an even tone.
'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all eternity?'' persisted Satan.
'Yep.' was the calm reply.
'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.
'Nope.' said the old man.
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked: 'Why aren't you
afraid of me? '
The man calmly replied,
'Been married to your sister for 48 years.' _________________ Cheers,
Martin
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sweetmag DJ Person

Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 11:01 am Post subject: |
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hahahahahaha
are wives that bad? I've read so many forwards like this  _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly  |
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CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist

Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 6:52 pm Post subject: |
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And you're married to Pat's sister, right, Marty? Now...now...now...who's who? Hahahahahaha!!!! _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR
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sweetmag DJ Person

Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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hahahaha good one Arthur!  _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly  |
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Brother in Law Site Admin

Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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... never did like Pat's hairstyle and that little beard, as for the pointy tail...  _________________ Cheers,
Martin
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sweetmag DJ Person

Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 6:06 pm Post subject: |
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beard? he doesnt have that anymore... pretty clean look this days...
business like  _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly  |
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Brother in Law Site Admin

Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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... de Devil goes undercover.... beware!!!  _________________ Cheers,
Martin
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areen18 Groupie

Joined: 21 Sep 2007 Posts: 268 Location: KL
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:34 pm Post subject: |
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ya la... these days he is clean cut.. got undercover also ah??? hmm.. buut he has been appearing in magazines and business papers recently too along with the Whole BFM team.. _________________ when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade then finds someone whose life has given them tequila and have a party|| Do wat makes you happy, b wit who makes u smile, laugh as much as u breathe & love as long as u live |
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Brother in Law Site Admin

Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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....ah ha so he lied. He always said he wasn't photogenic..... amazing what a little water behind the ears can do  _________________ Cheers,
Martin
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areen18 Groupie

Joined: 21 Sep 2007 Posts: 268 Location: KL
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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hahahaha ... wait i show you later... [/img] _________________ when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade then finds someone whose life has given them tequila and have a party|| Do wat makes you happy, b wit who makes u smile, laugh as much as u breathe & love as long as u live |
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areen18 Groupie

Joined: 21 Sep 2007 Posts: 268 Location: KL
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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 _________________ when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade then finds someone whose life has given them tequila and have a party|| Do wat makes you happy, b wit who makes u smile, laugh as much as u breathe & love as long as u live |
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zeezulu Fan Club Zealot

Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 447 Location: Taman Tun Dr. Ismail, KL
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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Lookin' good, Patrick
... and that shade of blue looks good on you. |
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Brother in Law Site Admin

Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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...it suits his general mood, is that what you are saying Zee?  _________________ Cheers,
Martin
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zeezulu Fan Club Zealot

Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 447 Location: Taman Tun Dr. Ismail, KL
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:04 pm Post subject: |
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Huh? He's not always blue, is he..?  |
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Brother in Law Site Admin

Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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...well let me put it thius way, he is definitely not whiter than white as the saying goes  _________________ Cheers,
Martin
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zeezulu Fan Club Zealot

Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 447 Location: Taman Tun Dr. Ismail, KL
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 7:21 pm Post subject: |
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sweetmag DJ Person

Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:01 pm Post subject: |
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hahaha but you sure are always aware of where he is arent you areen  _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly  |
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Brother in Law Site Admin

Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 2:49 pm Post subject: |
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....just as you are aware where the nearest lamppost is By the way is he troubled by dogs  _________________ Cheers,
Martin
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sweetmag DJ Person

Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur
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Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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hahaha honestly I wouldnt know where the nearest lamp post is until i see it... and dogs dont really go for lamp post nowadays... they tend to run after car rims... weird but true... we were chased by a few dogs a couple of times because of these  _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly  |
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CIKGU ARTHUR Extremist

Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Posts: 1010 Location: Sibu Sarawak Malaysia
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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Give the poor guy some credit! He looks good in the pic. Has he put on weight? The face seems a bit more fleshy...but then again, some people tend to be very photogenic! Looks better in photos. Who says cameras don't lie, eh? Hahahahahahaha!!! _________________ CIKGU ARTHUR
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