Fan Club Zealot
Joined: 24 May 2008
Location: Taman Tun Dr. Ismail, KL
|Posted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:28 am Post subject: THE ROOSTER
|A Catholic priest has a number of hens and one rooster. One Saturday he goes into the coop to get some eggs, and can't find the rooster. This bothers him because he knows that some people in the community engage in cock fighting and may have stolen the cock.
The priest figures he can find the culprit at church the next day. On Sunday, he gets up in the pulpit and says, "All of you who have a cock, stand up!"
ALL THE MEN IN THE CHURCH STOOD UP.
"No, no!" says the priest, "I mean all of you who have seen a cock, please stand up."
ALL THE WOMEN IN THE CHURCH STOOD UP.
"No, no!" says the priest, "I mean, all of you who have seen a cock that doesn't belong to you, stand up."
HALF OF THE WOMEN IN THE CHURCH STOOD UP.
"No! You still don't understand. All of you who have seen my cock, stand up."
ALL OF THE NUNS & HALF THE ALTAR BOYS STOOD UP.
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