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A ChICken & A Mule

 
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 8:51 pm    Post subject: A ChICken & A Mule Reply with quote

dudes & dudetts, u may hav heard diz...

Once there was this City boy who wanted to go & live off the land, so he headed out to a farm to buy some animals."i 'll take one of these," he said to dfarmer.
"wat is it?" "Well to me it's a Cock but to you its a Chicken, replied the farmer. Ok,"said dcity boy. "and i'll take one of those too if you'll tell me wat it is?
" To me it's an Ass but to you it's a Mule, xplained dfarmer, "and when that Ass gets stubborn, its sit down & you hav to scratch its belly to get it moving again."
So dCity boy set off down the road with all his new purchases. He was doing fine till a pretty girl drove by, at which point the Ass sat down & refused to budge.
Seeing he was having some trouble, dgirl backed up & asked if there was anything she could do to help.
"Actually yes,"said the City boy. "Will you please hold my cock while i scratch my ass" Question Question Rolling Eyes Wink
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