Mag and Pat's On-line Show Mag & Pat's On-line Show Forum - Enjoy    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  Judge your member of Parliament (MP)          Mag and Pat's On-line Show Forum Index -> Funny Ha Ha View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message Brother in Law Site Admin Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:28 am    Post subject: Judge your member of Parliament (MP) A local MP visitor to a mental institution asked the Director how he decided which patients should be kept in. The Director replied "We fill up a bath, then offer the patients a teaspoon, teacup or a bucket and ask them to empty the bathtub." The MP said "Oh, I see, a normal person would choose the bucket because it's biggest." "No, said the Director, a normal person would pull the plug out, would you like a bed by the window?" _________________ Cheers, Martin Pat's brother-in-law Back to top sweetmag DJ Person Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:04 pm    Post subject: hmmm... you'll never realise the right answer its slapped in your face! _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Mag and Pat's On-line Show Forum Index -> Funny Ha Ha All times are GMT + 8 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum General----------------About this site Newbies----------------NewcomersHey it's me! magandpat.com Podcast----------------DedicationsEpisode DiscussionsComments & Suggestions The Fans----------------GossipIt's meOut and aboutAmusing PastimesThe WeatherThe Fans Tipperty TipsFunny Ha Ha The DJs----------------MAGPATOn the roadMag and Pat's WebsiteZul's Ramblings Music----------------LyricsFun SongsArtistsTracks I like I like food----------------RecipesEating places Malaysia----------------My Malaysia50 Years of MalaysiaJob Ads  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group. Hosted by phpBB.BizHat.com