Mag and Pat's On-line Show

Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

Artist: Beyonce
Album: B'day - Deluxe Edition
Title: Beautiful Liar

feat. SHAKIRA

Ay, Ay, Ay
Nobody likes being played
Beyonce, Beyonce
Shakira, Shakira (hey)

[Beyonce] He said I'm worth it, his one desire
[Shakira] I know things about 'em that you wouldn't wanna read about
[Beyonce] He kissed me, his one and only, (yes) beautiful Liar
[Shakira] Tell me how you tolerate the things that you just found out about

[Shakira] You never know
[Beyonce] Why are we the ones who suffer
[Shakira] I have to let go
[Beyonce] He won't be the one to cry

[Beyonce] (Ay) Let's not kill the karma
(Ay) Let's not start a fight
(Ay) It's not worth the drama
For a beautiful liar
[Shakira] (Oh) Did he laugh about it
(Oh) It's not worth our time
(Oh) We can live without 'em
Just a beautiful liar

[Shakira] I trusted him, but when I followed you, I saw you together
[Beyonce] I didn't know about you then 'till I saw you with him again
[Shakira] I walked in on your love scene, slow dancing
[Beyonce] You stole everything, how can you say I did you wrong

[Shakira] You never know
[Beyonce] When the pain and heartbreak's over
[Shakira] I have to let go
[Beyonce] The innocence is gone

[Beyonce] (Ay) Let's not kill the karma
(Ay) Let's not start a fight
(Ay) It's not worth the drama
For a beautiful liar
[Shakira] (Oh) Did he laugh about it
(Oh) It's not worth our time
(Oh) We can live without 'em
Just a beautiful liar

[Shakira] Tell me how to forgive you
When it's me who's ashamed
[Beyonce] And I wish could free you
Of the hurt and the pain
(Both) But the answer is simple
He's the one to blame

[Beyonce] (Ay) Let's not kill the karma
(Ay) Let's not start a fight
(Ay) It's not worth the drama
For a beautiful liar
[Shakira] (Oh) Did he laugh about it
(Oh) It's not worth our time
(Oh) We can live without 'em
Just a beautiful liar

This guy is peanuts compared to Pat who chatted up 8 young ladies at the same time (according to his bro-in-law). Twisted Evil

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Yours Truly,

~Pam~

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:11 pm Post subject:

imagine the kind of song written for pat...

it will be called... the beautiful(not) lierer

it will be sung by

beyonce, jessica simpson, mariah, shakira, fergie, madonna, ashley tisdale and rihanna..
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One of the bujang lapok's (you sure)

Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

Zul,

Pat said he's gonna be in this site tonight. Looking at the things we've posted, i think he's gonna blow his top. Twisted Evil

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Yours Truly,

~Pam~

zulPutrajaya · Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:21 pm Post subject:

alamakkkkkkk i thought he will never read all of this.... will he?? naaahh he wont.... alamaaakkk now im takut already ..... well abang pat...jangan maraaahhh...
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Dharma · Fanatic Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 189 Location: Sibu

Don't worry Pat is not going to be angry...as long as you play the part of Shakira and he be Beyonce...and you guys gravate your body and do some belly dancing together in super skimmpy outfit...he be fine...Just make sure you pick up the tab at the massage parlour the next day Zul.

Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

Belly dancing with Pat? He's so tall, u'll be literally dancing with his belly. Laughing

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Yours Truly,

~Pam~

Brother in Law · Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:45 pm Post subject:

What belly? Pat's only got a stamen.... no flesh... Laughing

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Cheers,

Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

Dharma · Fanatic Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 189 Location: Sibu

I guess Zul have to do pole dancing then. Pat be the pole and Zul dance. Pam you can cheer but I got to go...my eyes are blinded by this ungodly sight.

Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:57 pm Post subject:

.... I'll save my money thanks... not getting near Zul's shorts... Shocked

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Cheers,

Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

Dharma · Fanatic Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 189 Location: Sibu

Oh...how I wish Sister Logical and Sister Mathematical is here so Martin would chase them instead...want to lift my habit too so can slither away fast and furiously..

Brother in Law · Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:05 pm Post subject:

... know what they say....