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Brother in Law · Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:34 pm Post subject: The truth always hurts..

A teacher asks her class what their parents do for a living.

One boy looked shifty when it was his turn and blurted out that his dad works in a gay bar during the week and moonlights as a rent boy at the weekend.

Shocked, the teacher pulled him out of the class. "Now, was that true about your father, Johnny?"

Johnny bursts into tears and says, "No. He actually plays football for England but I was to embarrassed to say that!"
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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 10:46 am Post subject:

And what do YOU do for a livng, Marty??? U moonlight too??? LOL!!!
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Brother in Law · Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 2:12 pm Post subject:

... don't tell anybody Arthur but I am actually a school teacher but too ashamed to admit it Laughing

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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 4:07 pm Post subject:

Why?...Gosh! I'm so proud of it and what I do. It's not just a profession, it's a vocation!!! ...But there ARE a lot of disillusioned teachers around. So sad!!
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Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

Hello.. am i still in santubong? Oh no.. i'm back in sibu. how sad..
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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:34 am Post subject:

Sad to be back, Pam? Where ur home is? Where ur kids are??? Gosh...mums these days!!! No wonder we've all the problems with kids in school! All boils down to...the parents! Poor upbringing!! Child neglect!!!
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Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

More like.. where work is! Can't complain about home and kids. There's no place like home and my kids are out of the house from 8 to 5. So, sometimes i miss them around the house during the day. Gets lonely mah..
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~Pam~

CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:33 pm Post subject:

8 to 5??? U dump them in a nursery??? With a babysitter??? Or with their poor, suffering grandparents??? Humph!! Poor kids!!! Modern Mums!!! No wonder we get all the discipline problems in school!
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Brother in Law · Posted: Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:38 am Post subject:

... and that's only the teachers eh Arthur Laughing

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Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

They get to learn and play the whole day. Not what you guessed lah. Kids nowadays must be nurtured in body, mind and spirit. Yes, i am a modern mum. No tv for them till night time. Weekends are for outings. Ok what?
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~Pam~

areen18 · Groupie Joined: 21 Sep 2007 Posts: 268 Location: KL

wah... like that one... gone were the days where we climb trees and play with dirt... and all.. its also learning... learning to survive....heheheh
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:11 am Post subject:

Pam..... A mom??? naaahhhhh .... tak caya la.....with that fabulous body????
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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:33 pm Post subject:

She has MORE than one, Zul!!! Look at what miracles the regular trips to the salon can do!!!
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:27 pm Post subject:

she got more than ONE??? my...pam...awet muda is it..
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Brother in Law · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:43 am Post subject:

...... never mind Zul.... wait til your six pack becomes a barrel... Laughing

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Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

I'm supposed to go to the salon today but i dun have a boat or water scooter to move around. Darn!
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~Pam~

Brother in Law · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 2:37 pm Post subject:

... but plenty of water to wash your hair.. Laughing

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:16 pm Post subject:

hop on the crocs pam (cue that crocodile song)
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Brother in Law · Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:34 pm Post subject:

...not Crocodile Shoes .... yipes...
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