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CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:26 pm Post subject: MEN ARE LIKE...

1. Men are like...laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like...bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like...the weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like...blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like...chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like...commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like...departmental stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like...government bonds.They take soooooooo long to mature.
9.. Men are like...mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like...popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like...snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like...lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like...parking spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped!
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sweetmag · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 1:27 pm Post subject:

good one! nice! Razz

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:30 pm Post subject:

men are like bananas? lol wink wink
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sweetmag · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:38 pm Post subject:

why am I not surprised with you Zul? Confused

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:49 pm Post subject:

lol... coz i am honest and naive LOL
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sweetmag · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:50 pm Post subject:

if that's what you think... Twisted Evil

honest maybe... naive? hmmm Confused

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Brother in Law · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:51 pm Post subject:

...there you go Zul... words get mixed up and scrambled... I can see that that... honest and naive... hmmm.. Rolling Eyes

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 2:53 pm Post subject:

come on mag.... can you see my naivity? (hmm wrong spelling ke?) wait... i just realize something... i have been listening to you guys for the past 1 and half years... wow!
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sweetmag · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:12 pm Post subject:

well done Zul... we're happy you've been with us for that long! Razz

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:15 pm Post subject:

martin... thats why I always mix you with arthur...LOL

and mag.... your show keep me sane laaa... thank god!
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sweetmag · Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:21 pm Post subject:

u serious? we were told we drive ppl crazy! Laughing

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pzzldprz · Fan Joined: 07 Jul 2007 Posts: 91 Location: Subang

And no.14, 15 and 16 courtesy of Puzzledprez:
14) Men are like shares.......they are only good when they are "up"
15) Men are like Astro on a bad day.......services not available
16) Men are like Proton cars.......look hard but they are actually soft

Jeeez, this is so much fun. Very Happy

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Brother in Law · Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:32 am Post subject:

...oh and then there is...

Men are like.... hyenas, they can have a good laugh at themselves....

Laughing

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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 10:57 pm Post subject:

lol Pzl..... from experiance ke????? LOL
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pzzldprz · Fan Joined: 07 Jul 2007 Posts: 91 Location: Subang

Zul, that was so obvious right????
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:13 am Post subject:

no comment...LOL nooooooo comment
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pzzldprz · Fan Joined: 07 Jul 2007 Posts: 91 Location: Subang

Men are like sponge...........they only absorb water.
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Brother in Law · Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 2:41 pm Post subject:

Men are like peaches...... easily hurt....
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zulPutrajaya · Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 3:26 pm Post subject:

Men are like durian...thorny and tough on the outside...but mushy and stinky in the inside huhuhuhu
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