Mag and Pat's On-line Show Mag & Pat's On-line Show Forum - Enjoy    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  The love story of Ralph and Edna.          Mag and Pat's On-line Show Forum Index -> Funny Ha Ha View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Message Brother in Law Site Admin Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 3:22 pm    Post subject: The love story of Ralph and Edna. The love story of Ralph and Edna. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.' Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?' Happy Mental Health Day! _________________ Cheers, Martin Pat's brother-in-law Back to top TheHubby Junkie Joined: 29 Jun 2007 Posts: 792 Location: Home Sweet KL Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:22 pm    Post subject: aiyoh! Poor Ralph... hahhahhahahahaha See lah all these women... can't help but to always hang their men to dry! hahahahahahahaa _________________ I Love MAG...! Back to top zeezulu Fan Club Zealot Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 447 Location: Taman Tun Dr. Ismail, KL Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:03 am    Post subject: good one! But if you really think about it, Edna was actually thinking with her heart... first she jumped in to save poor Ralphie, which was really a selfless act, and then again she thought with her heart... she hung him out to dry coz she didn't want him catching a cold Back to top Brother in Law Site Admin Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:43 am    Post subject: ..don't you just hate the phsycologist... _________________ Cheers, Martin Pat's brother-in-law Back to top TheHubby Junkie Joined: 29 Jun 2007 Posts: 792 Location: Home Sweet KL Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:48 am    Post subject: Yeah... it feels like they're always 'shrinking' my brain! hahahahahaha _________________ I Love MAG...! Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Mag and Pat's On-line Show Forum Index -> Funny Ha Ha All times are GMT + 8 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum General----------------About this site Newbies----------------NewcomersHey it's me! magandpat.com Podcast----------------DedicationsEpisode DiscussionsComments & Suggestions The Fans----------------GossipIt's meOut and aboutAmusing PastimesThe WeatherThe Fans Tipperty TipsFunny Ha Ha The DJs----------------MAGPATOn the roadMag and Pat's WebsiteZul's Ramblings Music----------------LyricsFun SongsArtistsTracks I like I like food----------------RecipesEating places Malaysia----------------My Malaysia50 Years of MalaysiaJob Ads  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum Powered by phpBB © phpBB Group. Hosted by phpBB.BizHat.com