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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:31 pm    Post subject: Bad food Reply with quote

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in California ..

'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining, Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?'

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MEN! Twisted Evil Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

he's 75-years old Sweets... don't you think he knows what he's talking about? hahahahahahaha Laughing Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 5:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

really now? Confused Shocked
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