Mag and Pat's On-line Show

CIKGU ARTHUR · Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:26 pm Post subject: ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT 2007

Just got this "senior citizen's version" of ARE YOU LONESOME TONIGHT? via email and wanna share with everybody. (Not necessarily applicable to me!!!)

Are you lonesome tonight?
Does your tummy feel tight?
Did you bring your mylanta and tums?

Does your memory stray,
To that bright sunny day,
When you had all your teeth and your gums?

Is your hairline receding?
Your eyes growing dim?
Hysterectomy for her,
And its prostate for him.

Does your back give you pain?
Do your knees predict rain?
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

Is your blood pressure up?
Good cholesterol down?
Are you eating your low fat cuisine?

All that oat bran and fruit,
Metamucil to boot.
Helps you run like
A well oiled machine.

If it's football or baseball,
He sure knows the score.
Yes, he knows where it's at
But forgets what it's for.

So your gallbladder's gone,
But your gout lingers on,
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

When you're hungry, he's not,
When you're cold, he is hot,
Then you start that old thermostat war.

When you turn out the light,
He goes left and you go right,
Then you get his great symphonic snore.

He was once so romantic,
So witty and smart;
How did he turn out to be such
A cranky old fart?

So don't take any bets,
It's as good as it gets,
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?

..........Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the building.l
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CIKGU ARTHUR
(Retired)

Pam · Extremist Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 1020 Location: Sibu

Aiyo...... romantic song became like that? no wonder elvis left not only the building, but the world. Shocked

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Yours Truly,

~Pam~

Brother in Law · Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject:

I like the version of this when Elvis can't be serious anymore and starts laughing throughout it... and the backing singer keeps going even though he is creased with laughter... amazing and funny

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Cheers,

Martin
Pat's brother-in-law

Dharma · Fanatic Joined: 05 Jul 2007 Posts: 189 Location: Sibu

Ladies and gentelman may I introduce to you sibu very own version of wierd al- Mr Arthur..