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 Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:22 am Post subject: What do you get if you cross..... |
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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot?
A: A carrot.
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot and a centipede?
A: A walkie talkie.
Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a centipede?
A: Bacon and legs.
Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A: Jurassic Pork.
Q: Why did the whale cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide.
Q: What do you get when you cross a basset with a beagle?
A: A bagel.
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a frog?
A: A croaker spaniel.
Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an elephant?
A: Great big holes all across Australia.
Q: What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?
A: A long necked toothbrush.
Q: What do you get if you cross a toad with a galaxy?
A: Star Warts.
Q: What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
A: I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it.
Q: What do get if cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A: A woolly jumper.
Q: Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger and a sheep?
A: A stripey jumper.
Q: What do you get if you cross a bumble bee with a door bell?
A: A humdinger.
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer.
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a dog?
A: Pooched eggs.
Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cow ?
A: Roost beef.
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a bunch of daisies?
A: Collie flowers.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
A: Lumpy milkshakes.
And finally...
Q: Why did the priest cross the road?
A: To bless it, of course!
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Martin
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