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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:12 am    Post subject: These are supposedly true ads Reply with quote

Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers.
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Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.

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A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

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Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

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For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

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Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

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Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

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Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.

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Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

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We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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