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WAYS TO TURN A MAN DOWN

 
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CIKGU ARTHUR
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:13 pm    Post subject: WAYS TO TURN A MAN DOWN Reply with quote

WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face
like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face
like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake
twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest
dreams.
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zulPutrajaya
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i probably heard several of that too hehehe
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...and they talked about my Doctor, Doctor jokes... aaargghhh Smile
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Pam
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did u get all that from experience Arthur? Wink
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Dharma
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hmmm...I see Arthur have already plan his retirement - doing comedic act huh? The Next Drew Carrey? As long as it is not female impersonater, I am fine with it.
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But why do you have to tell all Artur...now we cannot use them pick up lines anymore... we only have - Heaven is missing an angel tonite and Is that a banana in my pants or am I just happy to see you...Duh.
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