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sweetmag
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Joined: 23 Jun 2007
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 Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:48 am Post subject: The Husband Store |
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The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord
The second floor sign reads
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop dead good looking and help with the housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Share this with all men for a good laugh and to all women who can
handle the truth!
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Pam
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Joined: 21 Jun 2007
Posts: 1020
Location: Sibu
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:55 pm Post subject: |
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I'll buy the one who does house chores. Hahahaha!
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mar
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Joined: 23 Apr 2008
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Location: Brunei
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| Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:55 pm Post subject: |
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If this was real,I would be interested at 2nd floor and got to the 3rd floor...got myself one from that floor without risking to see what was on the upper floors. 
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sweetmag
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| Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:33 am Post subject: |
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hahaha  cant blame a girl if she's curious right? 
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