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zeezulu
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:18 am    Post subject: All In The Family... Reply with quote

A psychiatrist visited a mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply...

"Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should have never done it. I married a widow with a grown up daughter who then became my stepdaughter.

My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother. Soon, my wife had a son, who was of course my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now of course, my daddy's wife.

So, as I told you, when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once my stepmother. Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since she is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter. Remember too, that I am my wife's step-grandson.

But hold on just a few minutes more... you see, since I'm married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's step-grandson and her hubby, but I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got put in this place?"
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zee... you lost me at
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A psychiatrist visited a mental institution
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hahhahaahahahahahha Razz

I think we'd all be in a mental instituation if this happened to us! hahahahaahahahahhaa Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you took the words right out of my mouth! Wink Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing it took me like a few times to read and understand the 'family tree' and I'm still lost Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lost? I thought you stayed in Taman Tun? It's so hard to get lost in Taman Tun...! hahahahahahaha Razz

I honestly thought the only person who gets losts in Taman Tun is CASH! hahahahahahhahaa Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahahahahahahaha Razz Good one! I don't think Cash could ever find his way not only around Taman Tun, but kawasan-kawasan sekitarnya too.

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahaha Laughing Twisted Evil so mean lah y'll bully my fwen Laughing Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Facts are facts, Mag Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

so mean lah y'll... cashie boy... Twisted Evil see they making fun of you... where you hiding? Wink Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trust me Mag.... in this particular matter, there's no way he can defend himself Twisted Evil Laughing Laughing Laughing

Love ya Cash Wink Wink ... jangan la marah.... Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

awww... get yourself a GPS cashie boy... redeem yourself! I tell you redeem yourself! Laughing Twisted Evil geez... I sound like all those preachers!! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And what makes you think a GPS is gonna help him? Afterall, this is CASH we're talking about.... Twisted Evil Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

he can... I'll teach you how to use it cashie boy Wink Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah... when we first got our GPS... MAG didn't know how to use it either and now she's like on top of her game wherever she wants to go to... she'll be like "ok, lets use the GPS"... it's so cool!

She's my GADGET WIFE! hahahahahahhaa Razz

Go GO GADGET WIFE... Laughing Laughing Twisted Evil Cool
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

geez... I remember saying "I cant believe I'm a gadget wife!" Confused Twisted Evil I guess, if you cant beat them, join them! Twisted Evil Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, it's better than being a trophy wife, right?
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

yup!!! but if I was a trophy wife, it'll be one HEAVY trophy!!! Twisted Evil Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahahahahaha Razz that is so funny Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

geez... I just heard it... it sounded like sthg Pat would say about me Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

you took the words right out of my mouth Sweets! hahhahaha Laughing

Yup yup, definitely something that PAT would say! hahahahahaha Razz Twisted Evil
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