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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:21 pm    Post subject: An old sea story Reply with quote

There's an old sea story in the Marine Corps about a lieutenant who inspected his Marines in the field, and afterward told the 'Gunny' that the men smelled bad.

The lieutenant suggested the solution is that they should change underwear.

The Gunny responded, 'Aye, aye, sir, I'll see to it immediately!'

The Gunny went straight to the squad tent and announced, 'The lieutenant thinks you guys smell bad, and wants you to change your underwear.

Smith, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowsky, and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now get to it!'


THE MORAL:

A candidate may promise 'change' in Washington , but don't count on things smelling any better.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahhhhhhh... kinda like the traxx management...

... no wonder the office has always retained that disgusting stench! Shocked
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 5:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing that's a good one... didnt expect it Twisted Evil
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