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PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:21 am    Post subject: A Trip To The Carnival Reply with quote

A Trip to the Carnival

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked
Joe.

I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed
120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim
what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her
correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get
weighed," she responded.

By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off
with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing nice one Cash! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

geez cash... from you??? Twisted Evil Laughing Twisted Evil Laughing nice one though Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked hahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahaha Laughing Laughing

serves him right for not asking a second time... hahahahahahaha Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 12:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dude! he just didnt understand her!!! Confused Shocked Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

3 times... 3 times... she said weighed... wouldn't you think to ask why she keeps asking to get weighed???? Most people would think to ask instead of just keeping mum and sending her home! Twisted Evil

SO SERVES HIM RIGHT! hahahahahahaa Laughing Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 1:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't blame the guy coz if I was in his shoes, I would think that she's weird too.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well... lets put it this way... if I were the guy, I'd definitely question why she wanted to be weighed 3 times... atleast that way, she'd be able to explain herself! Razz

And I'd get a lil' som' som'... if you know what I'm saying! Razz Laughing Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

well...if im taking anyone for a date for the first time Cool ...for sure im gonna check her A B C's Laughing Laughing .....dont wanna be like that dude Wink Wink ....... Laughing Laughing hahahahahahaha Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

which brings me to an interesting question????

Do you remember what your first date was like? Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Err.... no.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No la...but for sure she was not asking to get weighed....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing nice one Cash!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd say you were pretty lucky if on the first date she wanted to get weighed Twisted Evil Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

unless... she can say her "L's" & "W's" correctly... then I'd recommend running like the wind! Razz Laughing Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

huh? Confused Shocked
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