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zeezulu Fan Club Zealot

Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 447 Location: Taman Tun Dr. Ismail, KL
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Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2008 6:07 pm Post subject: Romantic...? |
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Taken from an internet site where there's a competition for writing the
most romantic first line and most unromantic second line.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet
and so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the bowl's empty
and so is your head.
After you, my love, my only prize
Would be a bullet between the eyes.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you're not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes ...
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space.
I saw your face as you walked by
But then I saw a better guy.
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.
Beauty is on the inside, but some may doubt,
If its true, I'd prefer you inside out.
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell." |
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zulPutrajaya Fan Club Zealot

Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 2513 Location: Putrajaya
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:59 am Post subject: |
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ouchhhhh LOL funny.... _________________ One of the bujang lapok's (you sure) |
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TheHubby Junkie

Joined: 29 Jun 2007 Posts: 792 Location: Home Sweet KL
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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Quote: | My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell." |
This one is my favourite.... - Just too funny!  _________________ I Love MAG...!  |
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sweetmag DJ Person

Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur
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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:25 pm Post subject: |
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geez... somehow reading this I can just imagine some couples out there who would probably mean it  _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly  |
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CASH Groupie

Joined: 14 Sep 2007 Posts: 367 Location: K.L. - CHERAS
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Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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ya la Mag...i was thinking the same thing...hahaha _________________ IMAGINATION IS A POWER THAT NO ONE CAN IMAGINE. |
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TheHubby Junkie

Joined: 29 Jun 2007 Posts: 792 Location: Home Sweet KL
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 10:10 am Post subject: |
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Quote: | I saw your face as you walked by
But then I saw a better guy. |
This one works both ways... ie, for a girl to a guy... or from a Guy who used to be straight till he saw his ex-girlfriend and now he's... errrrr... well, you get the picture! hahahahahaa  _________________ I Love MAG...!  |
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zulPutrajaya Fan Club Zealot

Joined: 21 Jun 2007 Posts: 2513 Location: Putrajaya
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Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2008 8:41 am Post subject: |
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aiyooo the hubby going that route again lol....... _________________ One of the bujang lapok's (you sure) |
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