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When Girls Don't Put Out... (written by a dude)

 
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zeezulu
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:59 pm    Post subject: When Girls Don't Put Out... (written by a dude) Reply with quote

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! Shocked Surprised Shocked What was that?!' Confused

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Rolling Eyes

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis Rolling Eyes

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Cool

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' Shocked Shocked Shocked

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' Rolling Eyes

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?' Twisted Evil

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least she knows I'm smarter than her Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zee...from where you got this..... I need to hug the person who wrote this.
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, you would, wouldn't you Rolling Eyes ...cheapskate! Laughing Twisted Evil Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dont know how, but i got the feeling this was coming..... Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Rolling Eyes Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Twisted Evil Laughing Twisted Evil Laughing guess you know me quite well, huh Cash? Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 3:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know what I just realized... how close both Cash and Zee's number of posts are...

Cash has like 367 posts and
Zee has like 366 posts!

hmmmmm... what a coinkidink! Razz Laughing Shocked Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 9:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

surprisingly my hubby doesnt have a respond to that story... weird Rolling Eyes Confused Shocked
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 11:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, weird Surprised Shocked
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would respond but like CASH... I wanna hug the guy that wrote it too! hahahahahahahahaha Razz Laughing Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hello? what are you saying? Evil or Very Mad Confused
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 2:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm saying the GUY has a point... it's so true... maybe not with you Sweets but from what I've seen with my mates... it's definitely true!!! Smile Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

really now?
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