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The Best of Little Johnnie

 
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zeezulu
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:40 pm    Post subject: The Best of Little Johnnie Reply with quote

Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."

The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie."

Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes," the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great," said Little Johnnie, "cuz he'd be screwed if he needed glasses."
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahahahah Razz Razz Razz that's a really hilarious and cute one Zee! Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ahhhhhh... the return of little johnnie! hahahahaahahaha Razz - another nice one Zee! Razz
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