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zeezulu Fan Club Zealot

Joined: 24 May 2008 Posts: 447 Location: Taman Tun Dr. Ismail, KL
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 4:00 am Post subject: Itch |
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Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer was obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.
The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, and with a laugh told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick.
The moral of the story............ Pay your bills on time. |
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sweetmag DJ Person

Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 2375 Location: Sweet Home Kuala Lumpur
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 3:35 pm Post subject: |
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hahahahahaha I cant stop laughing!!!! really really funny!  _________________ Happy, Healthy & Bubbly  |
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Brother in Law Site Admin

Joined: 18 Jun 2007 Posts: 3236 Location: Bedford, United Kingdom
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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... I suppose ZUl will post something like... 'speaking from experience'...  _________________ Cheers,
Martin
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TheHubby Junkie

Joined: 29 Jun 2007 Posts: 792 Location: Home Sweet KL
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:47 am Post subject: |
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hahahahaahahahaha I can't stop laughing either.... nice one Zee!  _________________ I Love MAG...!  |
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