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PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 9:12 pm    Post subject: Don't you love flying! Reply with quote

For all who work with Rude Customers, shame WE can't actually do this !
An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo.

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service.
A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers.
Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.
He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'.
The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.'
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?'

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal.
'We have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14.'
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'F. You!'
Without flinching, she smiled and said, (I love this bit) 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too.'
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woohoo!!! Way to go girl!!!! Razz Laughing Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'll remember that line Laughing Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know what... a couple of years ago, MAG and I went touring Australia and we took a flight from Brisbane to Perth via Virgin Blue... and honestly... the flight attendents on those Virgin Blue flights are amazing! They're so friendly and they even joke with everyone onboard!

Infact, I remember the head attendent announced over the plane's PA system just as we were about to land and I quote...

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"We are just about to land at the Perth International Airport, please remain seated until the plane has come to a halt and the captain has turned off the seltbelt sign..."


Here's the coolest part... (I think anyway)

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"... thank you for flying on one of Virgin's Big Blue Shiny Toys, have a great time in Perth, Western Australia!"


Everyone on the plane clapped as he finished! Razz

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