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Married Life ... a sweet story

 
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2009 2:15 am    Post subject: Married Life ... a sweet story Reply with quote

A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back."

"Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.

"I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face," he answered. "I'm going to have a beer."

The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know... they have frozen glasses...."

He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious.... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, oinks in blankets, mushroom caps, and little quiches.

"But my sweet honey... at the bar. you know there's swearing, dirty words and all that..."

"You want dirty words, Cutie Pie? LISTEN UP CHICKEN S**T! SIT YOUR A** DOWN, SHUT THE F**K UP, DRINK YOUR BEER IN YOUR FROZEN A** MUG AND EAT YOUR F**KIN' HORS D'OEUVRES BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED A** ISN'T GOING TO A F**KIN' BAR! THAT S**T IS OVER, GOT IT, JACKA**?'

and....they lived happily ever after. See, told ya it's a sweet story Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

to all women out there, learn sthg here!!! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes and that is to let your husband hang out with his friends once in a while! hahahahahaha Razz
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

it doesnt say that here! Twisted Evil Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The MORAL OF THE STORY... sometimes needs to be explored! hahahahaha Razz

In this case... it claims they live happily ever after but did they now really? hahahahaahhaa Razz
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

and you would know how ah? Shocked Laughing you were one of his friends he was supposed to meet up with the other day right? Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

geeeeezzzzzzz... as it turns out my wifey is turning out to be like the wife in this story... she knows things... dangerous! hahahahaahhaa Razz
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